February 2012
9 posts
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“Let me ask you this: when they were sitting around making this shit up, why did...”
– George Carlin (Complaints And Grievances, 2001)
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“Good, honest, hard working people continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who...”
– George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing, 2005)
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“If you could find a solution to homelessness, where the corporate swine &...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“Here’s another bunch of ignorant shit; school uniforms. Bad theory. The...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don’t like people for...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“Nature knows best. We’re saving entirely too many lives in this country,...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“Everybody knows by now, all businessmen are completely full of shit. Just the...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“I also know all you “single dads” and “soccer moms” who...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“I have certain rules I live by. My first rule, I don’t believe anything...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
January 2012
24 posts
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“Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual flawless logic....”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“Another crime against society, hyphenated names. Hey lady, pick a fucking name,...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Just between you and me, in any decently run universe this guy would’ve...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“They’re not pro-life, you know what they are? They’re anti-woman....”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“When fascism comes to America it will not be in brown and black shirts, it will...”
– George Carlin (Real Time with Bill Maher, 2005)
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“Swearing on the bible is just one more way of controlling people and keeping...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“When it comes to bullshit, big time major league bullshit, you have to stand in...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“That’s all the media and the politicians are ever talking about, the...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“Raising a child is not difficult. They try to make it into this mysterious,...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“Well when’s the last white people you can remember that we’ve...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“That’s our new job in the world, bombing brown people. Iraq, Panama,...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“So, you know what I tell these anti-abortion people? I say “hey, hey, if...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Did you ever notice who it is; stop to think who it is we kill? It’s...”
– George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing, 2005)
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“The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of...”
– George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing, 2005)
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“When is it? When the hell is it? When are we, I ask you? When are we? Sometimes...”
– George Carlin (Again!, 1978)
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“Last week, I either ran over a sheep, or I ran over a small man wearing a...”
– George Carlin (Complaints And Grievances, 2001)
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“Haven’t we gone a little overboard with these colored ribbons for...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Planet will be here; we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation....”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: heated or unheated....”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“Here’s another slogan you run into all the time, “God bless...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by...”
– George Carlin (Complaints And Grievances, 2001)
December 2011
28 posts
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“The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free.”
– George Carlin (What Am I Doing In New Jersey?, 1988)
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“When I see a young man decorating his scalp with a soldering iron, I say...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“What can we do to silence these christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Let’s not forget the three most puke inducing words that man has yet...”
– George Carlin (What Am I Doing In New Jersey?, 1988)
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“You know how many people die in this country from food poisoning every year?...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“You don’t see many of these white, anti-abortion women volunteering to...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “we are the proud...”
– George Carlin (Complaints And Grievances, 2001)
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“Let me tell you about endangered species, alright? Saving endangered species is...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there’s an...”
– George Carlin (You Are All Diseased, 1999)
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“There are 200 countries in the world now, do these people honestly think that...”
– George Carlin (It’s Bad For Ya, 2008)
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“Soft names make soft people. I’ll bet you anything that ten times out of...”
– George Carlin (Complaints and Grievances, 2001)
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“Millions of dead motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“Now let me ask you this, the two pandas in the zoo, do you care if they fuck? I...”
– George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)
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“We’re so self-important, so self-important. Everybody’s gonna save...”
– George Carlin (Jammin’ In New York, 1992)
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“They want your fucking retirement money, they want it back so they can give it...”
– George Carlin (Life Is Worth Losing, 2005)